zeldathemes
Everything About Anything
Hello there, and welcome to where my mind goes to auto-pilot and I find some awesome people that I can relate too. I'm Emme. Anything else you wish to know or want a conversation, just go ahead and go to my ask.

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

a-little-insane:

I’m one of those students that is too shy to ask for help on an assignment so I just procrastinate until the night before and then have a mental breakdown until I eventually figure out how to do it.

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

Bi Superpowers

bisexualpiratequeen:

  • confusing non-bi’s
  • explaining the actual definition of bisexuality and biromanticism for, like, the 500th time today, god
  • Being invisible
  • slipping in and out of existence based on the viewer
  • we’re really good at hiding in small dark spaces and hissing at strangers
  • bioluminescence
  • idk i’m quite good at falling over things but that might be me

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

outstanding-mediocrity:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

ja-ll:

I’m not ok